You know Jimmy, I don’t mean to impose, but I MAY be able to help you with this situation! You see Rolf gave me an extra litter of his bunnies, and I’ve been taking care of them while analyzing their behaviors, but ONE HAS STOOD OUT THE MOST FROM THE REST!
This is Joy! She’s a bit of a troublemaker in my home, but for a GOOD reason! Since I have so many bunnies, I haven’t been able to give everyone more attention than I wish! She really just wants to play a lot, yet I don’t have much time to (what with homework, personal projects, and feeding, petting, and tending to what may be 40 Lagomorphs), but I know YOU do! I mean, I noticed you were a bit fidgety in class Friday, and you seemed less chipper at lunch than usual. So here’s my proposition: Would you like to be Joy’s new owner Jimmy?